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welcome to the Grocerymart where fandoms, misc. interests, and snakes meet
stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
snakes are really cute man. like, noodles. noodles with heads and necks and tails. hell yeah hell yeah.